oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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