Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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