I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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