When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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