the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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