he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He did a backflip because drugs
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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