where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
kristin has been a bad kristin
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
