he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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