just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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