I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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