Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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