i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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