too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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