She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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