elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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