I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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