You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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