I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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