are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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