It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
