Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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