do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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