I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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