My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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