YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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