we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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