Buhtt sex?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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