we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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