We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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