I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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