We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
only you would photoshop your dick
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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