break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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