Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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