i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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