You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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