PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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