I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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