shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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