i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.