so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Im part way to drunk.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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