I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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