this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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