thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We have started to decorate penises.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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