I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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