Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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