fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Acid is not a monday night drug
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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