tell your sister to shave her snatch
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish you could order shots online.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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