At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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