yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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