Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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