just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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