wrigley field is MILF paradise
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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