Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
